Hey, thought we should take some time to, you know, get to know each other.
Hi. I’m Joey. I’m 5’11″, 210 pounds. I have brown hair and green eyes. I’m 36 years old and, yes baby, I’m single as they come. I really like bondage. Not when I get tied up, but when you do. Then I can go and read in the living room in peace. Maybe I’ll go get a pizza. I’ll come back, eventually, to untie you, but as long as your tied up, you’re out of my hair. Awww yeah. Having clean hair is shexy.
I see you noticed my hair. Well, it is all real. It isn’t all mine, but it is all real. Real animal hair, anyways. They don’t gaurentee that it is from a human, but I like to think of it as a little bit of the animal in me on the outside of me. I coudl talk about my hair for hours and I probably will, which is another reason I’ll have to be securing you to the bed frame.
Oh, wait, stay there. My friends are here and they want to see you.